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Dylan

French nerd, plays video games, simps for chun-li
by Roberto Edurardo Jr. The fourt December 1, 2023
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Dylan is the most perfect man to ever exist. he’s so funny and his laugh is contagious. He never fails to make me smile in the worst moments he’s so sweet and respectful. i love his perfectly styled hair and beautiful blue eyes that everytime i see i can just imagine our future where i wake up and i see those perfect eyes every day while he’s telling me goodmorning while getting ready for the day cause one thing about Dylan is he is a morning person he loves the mornings which is the complete opposite of me but sense i’ve been dating Dylan i’ve enjoyed getting up because i get to be reminded that i have my favorite person to talk to all day long.there is never a conversation that i’m in that i don’t bring dylan up i love being able to tell everyone how well he treats me Dylan has the best hands ever. the veins are perfectly placed and stick out the right amount.i hate the outdoors and sports and dylan loves them he loves being outside and experiencing all that life has to offer but i like staying inside and just day dreaming about him.there’s nothing to not love abt him he brings joy and happiness into my life every single day i’m so delighted to be able to call him mine and can’t wait to see what our future will be like together one thing i know will never change is my love for him i don’t know what i would do if i didn’t have him in my life reassuring me about everything. he’s helped me overcome so many things and helps me in so many other ways. I love dylan
“Who’s she’s texting
you know it’s Dylan she talks to him every chance she has”
by yourfavpinklover December 9, 2023
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A two hitter quitter. A guy that might accept a MW invite after a lot of forced persuasion, play two games, and then abandon a squad of real ones. A man that will make tracks mid sentence to go watch Genshiken.
Dylan was here, but that was 2 games ago.

Yeah, Dylan is such a two hitter quitter.
by Spiderface007 December 18, 2023
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An ugly retarded young lad, tends to be half blind and can’t read a simple message, he’s sound can be a laugh but again quite the retard. Dylan is cool as, sound as but he’s got an average cordy, so if that’s what your looking for get ya self a Dylan 👍
Dylan-Sucky sucky yupyup
by Mason O’Neil January 3, 2024
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Me: Dylan play with me

Dylan: No
Me: stop being a Dylan
by anonymous January 4, 2024
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Dylan is genuinely the best experience you will ever have as a person. He's overwhelming in all the right ways and will never judge you for being yourself. He's handsome, charismatic, genuine, and so pure but his rbf will lead you to think he's the exact opposite of everything he actually is. His mysterious demeanor is captivating and you'll definitely be intrigued by him. You'd be lucky to come across Dylan because he's going to put his heart into everything y'all do together.
I'm so excited to have the Dylan experience.
by crispybiscuitsg January 4, 2024
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He is a cheating whore who will lead their exes on while having a whole ass girlfriend. He is a horrible maccas manager and lowkey ugly too.
Who is that smell guy over there

“Oh it’s a Dylan”
by Urmother696969696969669 March 15, 2024
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