Substance abuse disorder

New clinical/medical term for a person's drug abuse issues

Substance abuse disorder should be abbreviated as sad, where sad is a noun. I don't suffer from sad.

by Sexydimma June 2, 2023

post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016

Willow Disorder

A disorder which everyone loves Toms cat named Willow and will do anything for her even if it's life or death

I have Willow Disorder

by AWildTom June 2, 2022

playboyškatla disorder

playboyškatla disorder is when a person is making up scenarios, and then overthinking about it, and then saying ''how are u?'' to his friend and then starts complaining about it and then pushes people away and starts being uga buga big dum dum. His words are as meaningful as screaming turtles! USELESS! When u tell them and try to help them because ur their friend, he says GO AWAY, but hit me up when u have problems. Sadly doctors haven't found the cure for this diagnosis, BUTTTT the legend says that you just have to invite them to play league.

person 1: how are u?
person 2: DONT ACT LIKE U CARE, UR ASKING ME THIS JUST CUZ U NEED TO!
person 1: ehmmm wtf
person 2: STOP ACTING LIKE U CARE, NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME!
person 1: i diagnose u with playboyškatla disorder!

by bigsmartsmart April 23, 2022

ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder)

Not be confused with OCD, ODD which are real diagnosis rather than something some kid just made-up
ODLD stands for Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder, it refers to a disorder of obssively loving Dream (the minecraft YouTuber)
———Symptoms———
• Dream connected gender or/and orientation (notably: "dreamgender")
• Calling someone who doesn't like dream by (pseudo)slurs
• Prefering dream/drem pragmatic treatment (pronouns)
• Being a dream fanboy on twitter

The world's TikTok big pharma health association stated that "considering modern scientific research on the fields of psychology of ODLD, point to the induction that ODLD affects 1 in 150 people, it is considered about as common as the previous diagnosis of Empathetic Cutie Overload Common Disorder and Dance Cow Friend Condition"

"Lol that motherfucker has ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder)!!" ~Uninteligent 23
"Better than Transgender Fucking Disease" ~Some fuck-fuck

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem July 30, 2022

Associative Personality Disorder

Wanting to live in the shoes of someone doing better than you

He really wants my BMW, must have associative Personality disorder

by Jacked conqueror August 21, 2023

monodiversity disorder

Newfound disorder caused by longer exposure to traumatic experiences growing up. It can manifest as higher frequency hearing and epileptic attacks. Present in young males aging from 12 to 18.
First recognized in 2023 in southern America by doc Prestoni and his coworker scientist Petri

Friend: "Is the buzzing bothering you or is it just my monodiversity disorder?"

by anonymous March 3, 2024