david ureno

A sexy son of A bitch everyone wants to fuck

I want to be David Ureno

by TheOneTrueKing12 May 7, 2018

david peacock

David Peacock, otherwise just known as DAVE, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. He is often found saying such phrases as: "I am literally the most handsome man alive" or, "Why am I so bad at pulling birds!!?". When in his natural habitat, a David Peacock can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. Although a lovely person, David Peacock does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. When communicating, David Peacock usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or sexual frustration. If made happy, the Peacock will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he'll grab his own scrotum and giggle sinisterly to himself

Example 1.
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...

Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock

by connor-douglas69;) March 16, 2018

David Freese

The 2011 St. Louis Cardinals 3rd baseman. An amazing baseball player who helped the St.Louis Cardinals win the 2011 World Series. He's the absolute best player any up and coming baseball player should want to be him.

Hey did you see that little leauge game?

Yeah that little 3rd baseman is the next David Freese!

by STL_Sports_Lover September 12, 2016

David Mandy

Teaching Microeconomics in a very uneasy way

He is so David Mandy!

by CornerSolution March 28, 2020

david ketter

David Ketter is the only man who is invincible, who can not be defeated, and the devil himself fears. He is someone you don't want to cross. He is the perfect match for a woman who is a 33.

Girl there goes David Ketter the man who is untouchable by the Gods

by InFamousHoneyBadger33 September 20, 2020

David Moment

When someone does something that a person named "David" would do or when someone does something that is included in the stereotype of someone named David.

"Did he just stick his d*** in the jar of peanut butter? That's such a David Moment!"

by AlsoMento May 1, 2023

david gräfen

david gräfen

person 1: david gräfen
person 2: david gräfen

by david gräfen November 22, 2021