David Peacock, otherwise just known as DAVE, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. He is often found saying such phrases as: "I am literally the most handsome man alive" or, "Why am I so bad at pulling birds!!?". When in his natural habitat, a David Peacock can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. Although a lovely person, David Peacock does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. When communicating, David Peacock usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or sexual frustration. If made happy, the Peacock will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he'll grab his own scrotum and giggle sinisterly to himself
Example 1.
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...
Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...
Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock
by connor-douglas69;) March 16, 2018
David husband of Heavfer is someone who ONLY hits bullseyes, But he only plays darts on monday nights. He goes to the bar and likes to drink with Seth.
Malachi: Hey Danial wheres Dad?
Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.
Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.
by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021
A racist Hitler type of person. This person will never laugh and is probably plotting how he can kill every race except his own.
by ya boi 76 December 09, 2018
by inuJ zetroC June 24, 2019
A Long faced, sexy guy you'd see as a Bestfriend, Boyfriend, or even a Brother
David-Joel is someone you would always want to have around, though he doesn't feel a connection to the world.
David-Joel is like a mentor that has his own personal problems. He is very Depressing but always adventurous. He is like the eye of the apple.
David-Joel is someone you would always want to have around, though he doesn't feel a connection to the world.
David-Joel is like a mentor that has his own personal problems. He is very Depressing but always adventurous. He is like the eye of the apple.
1: David-Joel taught me how to handle my life
2: David-Joel is my favorite person in the worlldddddd
2: David-Joel is my favorite person in the worlldddddd
by Jayden Miller February 25, 2023
Awesome man who knows all
by Kaydra April 07, 2014
He is probably asslicking some teacher by now. they are also usually fat and humorless. they think they are chads and constantly harrass girls cuz they think pulling on their hair is considered flirting. and for some reason they always wear shorts no matter what the weather is like.
by David dolenc gay September 20, 2019