Cookie Distraction

When you can't focus because someone has cookies and it distracts you.

I forgot what I was saying because there was a cookie distraction.

by Slvrbt October 1, 2017

cookie press

Asshole. The part of your anatomy where cookie dough is pressed out.

I banged her in the cookie press

by ultrafanatic January 29, 2006

So Cookie

A term used when describing something in a passive aggressive way.

"That dress is so cookie"

"That dress is something I would never even consider wearing"

by yuhfr December 26, 2022

Cookie m8

So if your not that full choc type, chip or ice cream dude and you prefer cookies the most (no matter if halfbacked,oat, crispy or even as dough) you probably need that kind of cookie m8 you share your dark sides desires.. even if it's just munching tons of cookies.. so it's actually a lot about that.. sure your partner can like cookies but eating with your cookie m8 is on a whole other term, since you got that easy going feeling as if some cookies would slide down your throat clinched in fresh milk. Mhhhm...

Cookie m8 are like those buddy's everything is actually easy going but when they get annoyed about sth they protect their m8s even if cookie or not like a lion mummy

'Who was that unique authentic dude you shared your cookies with at that house party?
-oh you mean my cookie m8,well I'd like to tell you but you're not on his level.
What da...'

'you think we're like normal friends?-we are cookie m8s thats nothing to make fun of.?baaaka'

lets get some cookies on our way back home -dude don't you know.. I was waiting for you to come by so I bought them yesterday- you're a true cookie m8 i don't even know how i deserve this..cmn m8 these cookies wouldn't be as half as tasty when ate alone..

by AkNema November 21, 2021

cookies and creamed

when ur fucking a girl in the pussy and she cums and shits at the same time

awe man, you just cookies and creamed on me.

by daddycucumber6969 June 15, 2016

cookie booger

Cookie crumbs

I have cookie boogers in my armpits.

by MiltoKarr June 3, 2016

cookies at the fair

A common expression that indicates an item is being handed out in large quantities. Comes from the fact that cookies are frequently handed out at fairs.

That company hands out bonuses like they are cookies at the fair

by cribbage_lover January 22, 2014