Bucket of Chinese Food (BCF)

The going currency in which one has to repay the other after wronging said other person.

Zev gave Sara the finger for no apparent reason, therefore owes her a Bucket of Chinese Food (BCF).

by HRH,Queenof Washington Heights March 1, 2009

chinese potato chips

The kind of pringles or lays (walkers) with fucking weird flavours that you've never even heard of. And you can't find normal ones in China.

personal experience with chinese potato chips:
I was looking for a salt & vinegar pringles, but instead all they have in supermarket is blueberry flavour, lemon flavour, cucumber flavour (WTF!), etc.
I mean seriously?! CUCUMBER!

by shawnofthedead May 14, 2010

Chinese Death Dragon

a Move Similar to the angry dragon but when performed by two chinese people and they must both be very angry at the time.

"i was watching some stuff on the internet last night and that woman got a chinese death dragon from that chinese dude.

by DHeery March 11, 2009

Chinese Dick Trap

Two men cut off a womans neck and begin to fuck it from each side. Eventually there dicks will get stuck. And they will have to push them together to get out.

Dude did you hear they cut out that chicks neck and turned her into a chinese Dick trap just because she wouldn't give them brain.

by Cunt-Hammer Thor August 5, 2008

Mother Father Chinese Dentist

Very obscure slang/substitute for swearing in frustration or anger.

Origin:
HBO television series
Mr. Show with Bob and David (1998 season 4, episode 5: It's Perfectly Understandable)
Sketch: Pallies (A Goodfellas parody, edited for television)

David Cross turns to Jay Johnston and yells (with terrible over-dubbed editing):

"Well you's can both grab one of my *books*,
you mother*father* *Chinese dentist*"
before shooting Jay in the head.

According to the Season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Thompkins had overheard someone talking on a cel phone in a bar utter the phrase "Mother Father Chinese Dentist!"
When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was "What?"

by FlowersInMidgar April 19, 2007

Chinese Finger Trap

The effect of surprising an Asian lover with the "Shocker", immediately followed by a punch to the stomach. The unfortunate adventurer is trapped in a simultaneous vaginal- and anal-clinch.

Godspeed.

She got out of line, so I treated myself to the old Chinese Finger Trap

by Shocker55 September 25, 2009

Chinese Egg-salad sandwich

A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.

Hey you wanna come over to my house tonight? We’re having a Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich.

by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023