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Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.
“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”

“Dude, what the fuck?”
by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024
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eats more than caes

When something is so good, it eats so if something eats more than caeso (a YouTuber) then it eats a lot.
Eg. Wow your oufit eats more than caeso.
by Lululemon girl January 14, 2025
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The Two Cakes Proposition

The idea that all scenarios in which there are two pieces of media with one that seems, "Inferior," can be solved by viewing both pieces of media as cakes. When there are two cakes, most would be inclined to eat both instead of just one, thus, they would consume both pieces of media.
Guy 1: Why would I play Hytale with you? Minecraft is way better!

Guy 2: Why not? Just think about the Two Cakes Proposition.
by JKCwillwreckyou February 12, 2026
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who ..... cares

who ..... cares about deffontition
by meme 69 November 15, 2021
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what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail
person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares
by Average UD writer July 22, 2024
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