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Biden

A man with low self esteem brought on early by male pattern baldness and the inability to tell the truth about himself or the many accomplishments he never achieved. His racist and bigoted remarks go back to his humble beginnings when he was married with four children while having extra-marital relations with a then 15 year old babysitter named Jill who eventually cheated on her first husband and later became Bidens wife. Biden is a proud member of the "M.A.P.S." Organization (Minor Attracted Person) and can frequently be found in a nearby ice cream shop sniffing small children and making inappropriate comments about their age gap. Nicknamed "Pedo Pete" by his son Hunter, Biden spends his days in hiding waiting for his next dose of amphetamines to kick in so he can go out and conquer all the Corn Pops of the world. Biden is a professional liar with horrible speaking skills and a loose sphincter.
Biden likes to shower with his teenage daughter.
by 9lb Johnson June 24, 2024
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Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there
“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great
by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024
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Joe Biden

Joe Biden was born and raised in Scranton, Pennsylvania, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware, in 1953 when he was ten. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his law degree from Syracuse University in 1968. He was elected to the New Castle County Council in 1970 and became the sixth-youngest senator in U.S. history after he was elected to the United States Senate from Delaware in 1972, at age 29. Biden was the chair or ranking member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for 12 years and was influential in foreign affairs during Obama's presidency. He also chaired the Senate Judiciary Committee from 1987 to 1995, dealing with drug policy, crime prevention, and civil liberties issues; led the effort to pass the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act and the Violence Against Women Act; and oversaw six U.S. Supreme Court confirmation hearings, including the contentious hearings for Robert Bork and Clarence Thomas. He ran unsuccessfully for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1988 and 2008. Biden was reelected to the Senate six times and was the fourth-most senior sitting senator at the time when he became Obama's vice president after they won the 2008 presidential election, defeating John McCain and his running mate Sarah Palin. Obama and Biden were reelected in 2012, defeating Mitt Romney and his running mate Paul Ryan.
Random Person: It's US President Joe Biden!
Bodyguard: Shut the fuck up.
by JoeCandiceNuts March 10, 2022
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Joe Biden

A geriatric bumbling buffoon, that is worked as a puppet by those ignorant enough to call themselves liberals. A man responsible for the racial divide of the United States, homeless veterans, and children getting sex change operations.

The President with the lowest approval rating EVER.

The only president to steal an election, only to be beat out the following election, by the same person he stole from
Look at that old stumbling man, the nursing home must’ve left him wait that’s Joe Biden
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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Bidening

the act of falsely overexaggerating or outright lying about a personal loss or tragedy to solicit sympathy or power from a person or group.
Stop bidening us about losing your son, when he died of cancer and we are here to honor those lost in the service of our country."
by the goodwitch June 7, 2022
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Biden brilliancy

When you get a question on your exam right, and moan “oh ya joe” in the middle of class
I got the hardest question right and I did the Biden brilliancy
by 69doggystyle January 6, 2021
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