Swing batter, Swing

While receiving a blow job, just before the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a baseball bat, as you ejaculate. If you knock her over, it is considered a double. If you knock her unconscious, it is a home run.

Variation: Oral Piñata

I'm going to swing batter, swing that bitch tonight.

Are you gonna go for a home run?

Oh hell yes.

by JR DB December 16, 2009

Battered Sav

A man who is having sexual intercourse with a woman/man on the beach. He then pulls out his penis, dips it in the sand, and then goes back to the sexual intercourse.

Gary gave Jill a battered sav.

by Benbow September 7, 2007

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008

Detroit car battery

Wiring your ball sack up to a scalextric track.

"Who wants to give me a Detroit car battery, I'll let you go first ahhhhhh"

by yessahh August 20, 2008

batting for the other side

batty-boy, dyke, rug-muncher, brown-eye lover, knob-jockey, jobby jabber, gay, lesbian, poof, list is endless............

charlie:"man that guy's lookin at me"
peter:"maybe he's batting for the other side?"

by charlie-boy July 15, 2004

3rd Ranger Battalion

1. A realism unit for the game "Day of Defeat: Source", commanded by Captain Stornaiuolo. Unlike normal video game clans, the 3rd Ranger Battalion (3rd RB for short) uses realistic war stradegies and a realistic ranking system.

2. An actual real-life Ranger Battalion part of the 75th Ranger Regiment.

1. "Dude, I wanna join the 3rd Ranger Battalion because they stomped the 2nd SS in that last realism scrim!"

2. "Wow, the 3rd Rangers are hard core."

by Cpl. Cary Richelieu [3rd RB] December 28, 2007

Barty Boober

One who declines to participate with enthusiasm, especially in the recreational activities of a group

Hadia is such a barty boober every where she goes....she blows biiig time! thekabet goustou!!

by Brixe81 September 16, 2009