second base 

In non perverted terms, the base diagonal from home plate in baseball.

He just ran past second base, and is quickly headed for third.

second base by Mido-chan June 27, 2007

baked 

Fucked up and stoned. Some symptoms are glazed eyes and getting the munchies.

Damn, after taking a few hits, i am so baked.

baked by Flaberingaks June 29, 2006

basehead 

Someone who is addicted to freebase cocaine, not to be confused with crack.

"Lenny, the basehead, smoked all of my coke!"

basehead by TehKold April 19, 2006

100000th base 

When Mars has sex with earth and creates Saturn and the hubble telescope is used as a dildo for the sun

The universe was created by a 100000th base

100000th base by The Hybrid Asian February 10, 2014

24th Base 

To oraly shag a fish and then 2 slap an entire primary school of kids with it and then proceed to put it up your arse and eat it

"Heyi got to 24th base last night"
"Fuck Off You Freak"

24th Base by Keith Cheeseman April 3, 2009

sixth base 

To immediately knock your sexual partner unconscious after sealing the deal on fifth base (anal)

"Yeah, I totally reached sixth base (six-based) her in the back of the head afterwards and got the hell out of there"

sixth base by Tim Gruich October 6, 2008

baked beans 

the natures way of saying "for god's sake open a window"

man i ate some baked beans and a shit load of steak. my ass rippings were loud and pungent!

baked beans by vermilion123 February 13, 2007