The literal definition for ass-cheese is the sweaty, smelly grime that can be found between the butt cheeks of an unwashed crack, more often found at the very beginnings of the cavity just below the rump.
Other definitions include the use of the word describing things and/or situations equally foul or smelly.
Ass-cheese can be used in replacement of similar words that describe things and conditions that are unfavorable.
Other definitions include the use of the word describing things and/or situations equally foul or smelly.
Ass-cheese can be used in replacement of similar words that describe things and conditions that are unfavorable.
'MAN!! This bathroom smells like ass-cheese!!'
'This sucks worse than the time I was drunk and licked your ass-cheese!!'
'This burger tastes like ass-cheese!!'
'This sucks worse than the time I was drunk and licked your ass-cheese!!'
'This burger tastes like ass-cheese!!'
by Tahtiana September 10, 2008
Get the ass-cheesemug. by Lil Wetö March 4, 2018
Get the Cute Assmug. by Dirty Texas Boy August 22, 2008
Get the ass gibletsmug. 1. An expression used to denote complete and utter disbelief or shock.
2. A way to emphasize a staunch unwillingness to perform an act or express severe disagreeance.
2. A way to emphasize a staunch unwillingness to perform an act or express severe disagreeance.
Ex. 1: Lori: Today is my 35th birthday.
Kris: Bullshit's ass!
Lori: It's true.
Kris: You look like you're no older than your early twenties!
Ex. 2: Girl 1: So, you're going to call him back, even though he was a lying, cheating loser?
Girl 2: Bullshit's ass I will!
Kris: Bullshit's ass!
Lori: It's true.
Kris: You look like you're no older than your early twenties!
Ex. 2: Girl 1: So, you're going to call him back, even though he was a lying, cheating loser?
Girl 2: Bullshit's ass I will!
by Leah Holt November 30, 2006
Get the bullshit's assmug. A person who, when chores obviously have to be done, contributes nothing and sits on his or her ass. Most apt when the person is among others who are pitching in to help.
"Did Deb help you out in the kitchen today?"
"No. She just sat around drinking coffee being a Patty ass."
"No. She just sat around drinking coffee being a Patty ass."
by forcryeye! February 13, 2010
Get the Patty assmug. Albert : butt sex has it down sides
Dirty Sean: there are no downers to butt love
albert: Well , when i pulled out i had an ass yam the side of a walnnut on the tip
Dirty sean : tasty!
Dirty Sean: there are no downers to butt love
albert: Well , when i pulled out i had an ass yam the side of a walnnut on the tip
Dirty sean : tasty!
by atomicjive January 18, 2009
Get the ass yam mug. The resultant fecal protrusion as result of fighting off the imminent need to defecate, that has moved beyond the turtle head stage. Ambulatory movement while in this state results in the subsequent movement of the Ass Crayon, thus creating a abstract expressionistic piece of art on the inside of the persons underwear.
Not wanting to crap in the pub's gnarly toilet, Drew knew his wiggling Ass Crayon would make quite a masterpiece as he waddled his way home.
by teh collective January 13, 2010
Get the Ass Crayonmug.