“Can we talk privately”- this is a sign that he’s onto your attempts to disengage you being his target, he will often speak to you as if you were his girlfriend saying things like “I want to make this work” or “I can’t keep going through these ups and downs” or “I want to better our relationship”. If they are in a relationship they will often hold more interest in their target rather than their significant other.
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
by IntelligentMoron April 13, 2020
Get the Austin Jansenmug. by Chickitylickity February 12, 2019
Get the Austinmug. austin is weird he stares at little kids he has a fetish of vans and most says he is a rapist but he is a giant predator to kids he picks them up from the park with candy and takes them to his basement and gets them goodddd
please no mr austin
by alssssssssssssmdmmdmdmdd November 21, 2019
Get the Austinmug. austin is trins favorite person :)
by trinlol October 19, 2021
Get the austinmug. by thatscraaaaazy123 November 22, 2021
Get the Austinmug. Is possibly a boy who has 2 bffs named Alex or josi and is in the 7th to 9th grade and is a brown to blond hair kid
by The goats sec come January 5, 2022
Get the Austin Lovellmug.