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Devil's Tools

An item or even a body part that can be used to create a disaster.
These hands, they're the devil's tools!
by emjayare August 5, 2021
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tool hound

One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
Tool hound: One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"
by choose one April 30, 2016
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Tool

A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.

Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.

Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?

Guy 2: I like Tool.

Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End

Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy

Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time

Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance

Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
by Mausoleumgoer January 27, 2025
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Tool

a person, typically male, who happens to be a jerk, dick, asshole, meany-face.
A: That guy borrowed my movie, and he won't give it back
B: Dude, what a tool.
by KatiePansy February 27, 2011
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telecell tool

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.
John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.
by cinti August 24, 2006
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tool pusher

Dan told murphy to get to work, because he is the tool pusher and he’ll decide
by Indian In A Tp May 15, 2018
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Tool

Men who have a very big ego and think only of having intercourse with multiple women. They focus more on their looks and the amount of women they will sleep with instead of focusing on the quality of one woman.
Men like this can only be useful for sex and entertainment. When it comes to serious topics these men are pretty much worthless. A tool is usually very attractive but can also be dumb. Since they are so focused on themeselves and sex, they arent supose to be taken seriously in relationships, where they either cheat or make no effort.
Tools are great for one night stands or being "fuckbuddies" , but worst for serious relationships like a boyfriend or husband.
A. Male cast of Jersey Shore.example:Pauly D.
B. That hot guy that fooled around with many women you know.
C. Jane:" i can believe he treats women like their toys...he is pretty hot though..."

Faira :"snap out of it! Hes a tool!"
by Sungod dd January 11, 2011
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