The most amazing man you will ever meet. He stole my heart in a moment. Time froze.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.
by helloareyouthereiamstillhere January 29, 2021
roberts is nice
by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022
robert is a really sexy guy. he is always the most caring person in the world. if you have a friend named robert you need to keep them. they usually have thick dicks that cum alot. robert has a lot of experience with kids. he is a good babysitter and you must make out with a robert. he is a great husband and father for children. he is great at math, mariokart, and technology. if you are named robert you are good at all deez things.
by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022
A mother fucker (when they let him) that is the reason we have to take a sexual abuse course at work.
by YourNameWasCarlosOnce November 06, 2021
A weird, sizeist, ableist, xenophobic, sexist, racist criminal who is also the grammar police and a certified math genius who's just overall annoying and rude.
Ugh Robert.
by Eggplant Pappi December 02, 2022
Robert. A successor to historic robber barons, a Robert in modern corporate America is an employee of high position who publicly and gleefully exposes the shortcomings of other employees — in order to control the weak and perversely amuse him/her self and others — whilst paying little heed to ruffled feathers, mangled psyches, or damaged careers.
Example: That Doctor Stowe is such a Robert. At a meeting today, the Doctor used a four page written list (that he compiled over the course of six years) to portray Carl and Scottie as nitwits.
by Bigdogs123 September 06, 2022
Robert is the most handsome and beautiful person in the world , if you hget a boy named Robert don’t let him down , also he likes some ass
by Fakkatigers🐯 September 16, 2020