tour goose

Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult

Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick

by Thetourgoose May 1, 2016

egyptian goose

when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact

Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.

by bozotexano39 August 22, 2021

Goose

The most evil thing in existence

Goose go brrrrr

by egg from 4082 March 28, 2021

Goose

So good it's silly. Prompted from the typo "goos."

How's that new show you're watching?
It's goose man, can't stop watching.

by ACrackedEgg February 5, 2025

Goose Necking

When the opposite sex comes on to you with normally a opposing sex saying that is taken as Innuendo for something sexual.

my gf and I were watching this movie, discussing how it was about tried alternative sexualities, and got to that line
"HE'S ON OUR TAIL COMING HARD". -Goose Necking over F14

by StragArk September 18, 2020

Goose

A shorter version of the saying “silly goose”. Describes a person who tends to be ridiculous, makes no sense when they talk and/or says absurb things.

Austin was such a goose. He thought that you placed cheese directly on the grill when making grilled cheese.

by Dictionary Critique March 6, 2019

Greasy Goose

It’s where you have your partner drink a whole bottle of olive oil then suck your dick until they throw up and then they keep going

Your wife really gave me a greasy Goose last night

by Greasy goose man October 8, 2025