Neutral Zone Infraction

A sexual position involving an offensive lineman, a defensive lineman, and greasy twisted woman (frequently Asian). The neutral zone infraction occurs when the two opposing lineman double penetrate the woman orally and vaginally(frequently anally). The neutral zone infraction can only be official when the combined weight of all 3 members involved totals 650 lbs. Any illegal procedures that are a result of this, ie staring the opposing lineman in the eye, will result in instantaneous homosexuality and a 5 yard penalty will be given

Jeff: Did you hear what those sick fucks on the football team did?
Hank: No?
Jeff:They gave that blind Asian chick in our advanced biology class a neutral zone infraction

by Francis Costello February 22, 2011

Moan Zone

a pussy, cunt, twat, clown pocket, cooter, stinky slit, wizard sleeve, etc

Aslee fucked Liz's Moan Zone until she grew

by Bobby A August 8, 2003

fuck boy zone

When a boy has sexual intercourse with a girl but with no intenion of being in a serious relationship. Also, when a girl only likes you because of your successful abilities in the bedroom. The only way to get out is to make the relattionship offical.

susan findlay only likes danny hess for his dick and he is curently in the fuck boy zone.

by chefjwan November 5, 2015

UN-Border-Zone

When you stand in between two people. to stop a verbal conflict from happening, you become a UN-Border-Zone.

Or

When you are placed or placed by yourself between to people to stop sexual arousal from happening between a couple or a potential couple.

Will had to act as a UN-Border-Zone between George and Evie.

by 9% September 16, 2017

main bestie zone

When person 1 is crushing hard or really likes person 2, yet person 2 doesn't know how to react and calls them main bestie. Person 2 often doesn't reciprocate the same feelings that person 1 has, resulting to putting them in the main bestie zone. Although similar to the common friendzone, main bestie zone has an added level of awkwardness, or confusion

Person 1- I really like you.

Person 2- I like you too, your my main bestie!
Person1 has been "main bestie zoned"

by Kelton dove17 October 28, 2022

Red Hot Zone

A term commonly used in American Football. It refers to the area between the 7 yard line and the goal line in which the offense has a probability to score.

Hey bro, did you see Kyler Murray throw that interception in the Red Hot Zone?

by Ben Scrotumcock December 13, 2021

Twilight Zone Check

When you have a near-death experience and you have to make sure you’re not in the Twilight Zone.

After being nearly hit by a car it’s important to perform a Twilight Zone Check by making sure people can still see you

by TacticalShrubbery September 24, 2019