National use Windows xp day

National use Windows xp day is a day where you have to useWindows xp pro for the day

Some person on Discord: imma commit a national use windows xp day cya
Discord mod secretly: feeling his sex

by midasxd October 17, 2021

kon got windows 11!

Discord user getting windows 11.
used mostly in US/CA

Yo! Kon got windows 11! Better friend him.
guys! my friend kon got windows 11! maybe Lauri did too!

by mysticalish February 26, 2022

Wine bar widow

A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.

What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.

by What's going on. July 22, 2022

New Good Windows Boy Humour

funni meme by dingus kid

All People: NEW GOOD WINDOWS BOY HUMOUR MORE FUNNI THAN EWANDOOOPY HUMOUR
EwanDoggie: i like it too
then ngwb and ewandoggie become chad

by Cosmic psycho October 21, 2022

Glazed the Windows

The act of climaxing from fellatio onto the head giver's (ideally large) eyeglasses

Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.

by Markanie April 14, 2023

Double Glazed Windows

The act of ejaculating directly into both open eyeballs of your sexual partner, rendering them temporarily blind. The glaze is the man cum and the windows are your eyes 𓂀

BABE PULL THE SKIN AROUND YOUR EYES DOWN, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME DOUBLE GLAZED WINDOWS

by MPH//0003 April 28, 2023

Alpha Movie Widow

That you can never watch a movie again with an Acotor that was so good in that movie, not this one. That there always be a refference to that movie because the actor was so good!

That somebody cannot see a actor in the movie they are watching but only remembers the other movie like Alpha Movie Widow

by BBJa32lCaaY January 19, 2024