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Wet Steve

A wet steve is when someone sticks they're finger in there mouth then jams it down someones buttcrack. similar to a wet willy.
When Rich saw Anna's buttcrack at the bar he licked his finger and gave her a wet steve.
by hamster face April 7, 2009
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wet thing

a very attractive female usually wearing sexy clothes that inspires an observing male to get wet
Male 1 - "did you see the new j-lo video? "
Male 2 - "yeah its cracking, she's such a fucking wet thing, i'd do her till christmas."
by Douggie November 9, 2008
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wet the bean

The act of going to a music festival during the week.
I'm kind of burnt out , so I think I'll wet the bean today.
by laps dog June 5, 2017
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Wet-belting

The unpleasant dilemma arising when one relieves oneself, only to discover that in the process they got a little bit of shit on their hand and thus is reluctant to buckle their belt. Said person will, in most cases, opt to wash his or her hands before touching his or her belt. As a result of the hand washing when they do buckle their belt the moisture left on their hands is transferred to the belt, making it wet.
Dude, I was just leaving a mud monkey when I got a little bit of shit on my hand so I resorted to wet-belting.
by wet-belter January 1, 2012
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wet bark

when a girl queefs and cums all over you.
"Damn, that sammie just wet bark all over my fucking chest."

"Girl, did you see that wet bark?"

"She exploded like a wet bark!"
by wet barkin queens. May 15, 2009
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wet pringle

The girl lays on her back with her legs in the air. You pour salsa on her muff, scoop it up with your dick, and shove it in her mouth.
"Dude I would totally have a Wet Pringle with her!"

"Yes she's so hot!"
by arandombanana7 September 20, 2016
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Wet Pussy

Usually, a man needs to show the woman nudes of his big hard cock to get the woman a wet pussy. Once the woman sees the nudes, she immediately wants more. Her vagina gets a gooey liquid that can be Yellow, Clear, or White. No matter how hard you wipe, the goo won't go away until you close down the picture or porn and wait a tiny bit.
"My Wet Pussy Is So Wet Right Now."
by Chanyeol Ai June 28, 2020
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