Kent Wood

The redhead paperboy always askin friendly questions.

Kent Wood rode by the house today to ask if I got my paper. He also inquired about me and my recent encounter with getting my dick sucked.

by 2Randal ranstead January 18, 2011

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Woods out

To fail to appear at a planned event or gathering without providing adequate notice or reasonable justification.

Man, Tommy never showed up last night... he totally woods out on me!!

by Timannonymous January 18, 2011

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cliffe woods

a nice little area in kent with nice people.
full of fields

londoner: where i live is so busy and smells

kent person: aw i live in cliffe woods and it's just lovely

by kjbdsf;kds;flkhn April 24, 2011

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Timothy Wood

a popular figure skater, also a complete nerd who works for Geek Squad.

Timothy Wood get your nerdy ass over here and fix my damn computer you figure skating faggot!

by November10 October 19, 2010

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hood wood

When a woman gets fucked by a black cock
or double hood wooded meaning a black guy DP

Lindsay: "I Cant believe my luck!!"
John: "What?"
Lindsay:"I got fucked by some hood wood last night!!!

by AndrewAWood July 20, 2010

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The act of rubbing one's penis or scrotum fiercely against any artificial substance to feel a raging burning sensation until orgasm occurs. can be rubbed against anything ranging from turf, leather, sandpaper, cheesegrater, or nylon.

"Damn man, i need some moisturizer after that wood broil"

"I feel like tearing up my dick with a cheesegrater"

"I intentionally got turf burn on my penis for the sensation"

by Ron Gant February 15, 2008

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