Vampire Joint

A premium weed receptacle. The mother of all cross joints. It has teeth. And a little cape. A true piece of art.

Can you do a vampire joint?
Fuck yeah I can.

Awesome.

by Stylo77 June 3, 2022

Hunting Vampires

Taking a walk/drive to cool down after an arguement. Also the act of peace keeping in the streets of your hometown. Hunters observe the night life of the town and protect those unable to protect themselves.

Mum: Where ya going? we aint finished yet!!!
You: I'm hunting vampires/ I'm going hunting!

by DUDEYEAH July 6, 2010

lifestyle vampire

A person who is quiet and subdued when on their own, but comes alive when around other people, feeding off the energy of their social interaction or the event they are attending.

A: "Went rafting today which is fun but going out and doing stuff like that is always funner when you have people to share it with."

B: "Are you like me, a lifestyle vampire? You exist on your own, but you live when you're with others."

by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 6, 2012

urban vampire

Urban vampires are romantic, charming & most of the time male. They still have all the powers of vampires e.g super strength, speed e.t.c. But the most wonderful thing about urban vampires is their eyes. With just one look - BAM! He's got you right where he wants you.

If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...

Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).

There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.

Until then - sleep tight...

Guy: twilight is stupid. Urban vampires, too

Me : ┌П┐(◣_◢)┌П┐

by magic 888 March 28, 2013

plate vampire

A waiter or bartender who grabs the plate from you before you are done eating all of the food; too quickly.

Excuse me my fork is going into my mouth and there's still a full enchillada bite on my dish you plate vampire!

by adderword September 19, 2014

Cock vampire

Someone who loves cock so much they are able to suck the blood out a rock hard cock

Jill is such a cock vampire she sucked 2 ozs of blood through my cock

by Hammaster5000 January 16, 2016

Tampon Vampire

Where a male/female likes to suck on used tampons (usually with blood on it)

My boyfriend is the Tampon Vampire

by nfgchvb March 18, 2017