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Unicorn Snap

The act of sticking the male genitalia inside the mouth of a Poopsie Slime Surprise toy and breaking your dick's crown.
John: "Did you hear that Henry got hospitalized? Apparently he got Unicorn Snapped."
Steve: "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."
by Incognito_420 February 24, 2021
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bermuda unicorn triangle

When your friends tell you to stop fucking your ex, except she takes it in the ass to keep you around.
UR bro: dump that bitch she's nuts!

You: But... (bermuda unicorn triangle)
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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unicorn forn horn

So me and my cousins were in Florida and we were talking about the nasty and then my cousin says we need to make a code word for a dick and then my other cousin said Unicorn Forn Horn and we haven’t changed it since and btw that was in October 2018
Lucas: bro how longs your unicorn forn horn
Mason: it’s 1 inch
Lucas: bro get some forn pills
by unicornfornhorn March 10, 2021
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unicorn sneeze

Another word for the combination of ejaculating and the cum produced with it.
"He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".
by LaxTerry24 December 18, 2017
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Unicorn

While your lady is casually dropping a loaf, walk in and place the tip of your member up against her forehead whilst shouting “unicorn”. She will love this…results may vary
Bill: did you hear about Geoff? He gave his wife a unicorn…his wake is on Tuesday
by Maybe on Wednesday February 22, 2025
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Unicorn Horn

When in a 69 and she shits on the partners head then proceeds to ride the shit like a horn
My girlfriend gave me a Unicorn Horn and rode her shit in her pussy
by Peewee76 May 6, 2022
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Bad Unicorn

Sexually dominant woman (usually always horny) that makes you eat out her asshole and has you begging for more of her delicious rainbow shit
Person 1: Maggie and I are so doing it tonight
Person 2: I don't think you're ready for that bad unicorn
by Mystical Drowned September 24, 2020
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