unicorn tongue

A sexual position where people engage in ménage à trois but the centre person wears a dildo strapped on their forehead and gets down on all fours. All people have had plentiful amounts of scotch and one person performs vaginal or anal sex behind the 'unicorn' while another literally rides the unicorn's horn.

"I hear that Tom, Jessica and Beth got really fucked up at that party, apparently they were doing a Glaswegian Unicorn in front of everybody."

by KantoChaos April 24, 2017

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safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

by TiggyMima February 17, 2016

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Eating Unicorn

when a male puts a dildo on his fore head and eats her pussy while the dildo is in her ass

me and chad wanted to experiment so we tried the Eating Unicorn last night and it was amazing

by SEXPOSTIONMASTER6969 January 10, 2019

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