Tooth Herpes

Slang for any sores in the mouth or teeth.

My mouth is killing me, I must've gotten tooth herpes.

by Matt September 25, 2004

Toothyism

Best religion ever. Toothyism is love. Purple is life. We love anything purple and DESPISE yellow it is trash it sucks i hate it so much im literally red while typing this. Toothyism is the best religion you could ever choose to be. We worship Toothy because he is better than tickles. CHOOSE TOOTHYISM TODAY WOOOO

Endra: Ew what is Toothyism that sounds sooo lame
Cool person: Its my religion and it it perfect.
Endra: Ewwwww
Cool person: kills endra
Endra: dead cuz she didnt turn to toothy

by ToothyismIsCool July 26, 2022

tooth bruffage

a piece of leafy vegetable from a previous meal, usually lettuce, dislodged when brushing one's teeth

and there in the sink surrounded by tooth paste foam, sat a wad of tooth bruffage from last night's caesar salad

by BobbyVern March 16, 2008

toothin in the can

Speaking on your bluetooth while using the bathroom

man 1: hello!
man 2: what up B?
man 1: hold on im toothin in the can!
man 3: who are u talking to?

by tomizcool June 20, 2008

toothbrush tango

The fine and subtle art of tapping your rinsed and used toothbrush on the rim of your sink to any melody or beat to expunge the water from the bristles.

Husband:(opening to California Gurls) "Tap, tap tap, tap, tap tap tap tap....."
Wife:"Honey, will you stop with the toothbrush tango, Ive had enough of that song on the radio, I dont need your remix!"

by andrewcando April 7, 2011

tooth brushing

the act of firmly placing a tooth brush in a clamp and sitting on the toothbrush and proceed to move up and down thus cleaning your anal cavity.

I just finish tooth brushing my asshole

by cleaning assholes October 16, 2012

Tooth dragon

A person who uses their teeth during fellatio

Christine Bradley liked to bite and drag her teeth along Jeff's wiener during fellatio. Jeff liked the painful, inflamed feeling he had on his peepee the next day reminding him of the night before with his fiery tooth dragon girlfriend.

by Christi Shea 32 October 22, 2012