Too Sexy

Is THAT what that is? I mean, it changed after the fast food place so this is clearly more than JUST that but still... That is fucking pathetic! Damn, maybe the pornstars are right about these motherfuckers being insecure. Holy shit. JESUS! This motherfuckers are over here doing shit like talking a bunch of shit and like hiding his sister from the rough doggy-style pounding I would give her (assuming she's old enough) and here I AM... Attributing to them the moral and existential value of a mannequin or like... A mop or something, like... WOW dawg... Well, now I feel bad for talking all of this shit...

Hym "So I'm too sexy and so brilliant that I literally created A.I., became the greatest writer of all time, and generated more money than any man on the planet by doing nothing more than 'STOP TRYING?' That's the problem here? I did the literal opposite of try and it was so wildly effective I've literally been immortalized in cinema and anime and have changed the world forever? That's what this is? I mean, it's more than that because of the weird stalking element that preceded me saying anything but holy shit guys... This is why I didn't want to compete. This is sad."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2023

Tries way too hard

Trying to be the best when it’ll never happen.

Aharon tries way too hard to be in first place, when he isn’t even in the competition.

by Elninio December 4, 2023

TOO APREE

he's just like chill or whatever and he likes to uh go out in the world or whatever and like record barcodes or whatever! but hes really chill or whatever! beck yeah!

he's just chill or whatever you know,

TOO APREE.

by imhaisee December 8, 2023

too much fortnite

too much fortnite. This phenomenon has been seen a lot recently in the fortnite world. These nerds/sweats/dweebs/losers/etc. have gone too far. normalize “too much fortnite”

*solo boxes and whacks your entire team* “he plays too much fortnite”

by swampitron December 10, 2023

Having too much cream

Having it too easy in the post office

“You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 16, 2023

Too Far

Putting peanut butter and having ur dog lick ur asshole while u got ya dick in ur mouth

I really like putting peanut butter and having my dog lick my asshole while I have a dick in my mouth. Woah bro, that’s too far.

by Emmit December 22, 2022

Too Loud

An excuse to tell people to shut the fuck up.

Chad: *is having sex with a camel and is being too loud.*
David: SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU'RE BEING TOO LOUD!

by SonicTheDankHog December 28, 2022