i'd throw it in the two hole

An expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. Literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in anal intercourse with her.

Britney: "Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Kevin."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."

by Nick D August 28, 2005

throw one's weight around

to abuse one's power

Back then, many rulers threw thier weight around.

by Light Joker November 2, 2004

Throw a Short Person Day

On November 16th every year, you get to throw any person 5’4” and under.

Joseph: It’s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes

by Datanigga November 12, 2020

throw my junk at shit

Approaching women by grinding up on them on the dance floor to immediately determine if there is interest

"Usually when I get really drunk, I can't talk to chicks anymore, so I just go on the dance floor and throw my junk at shit"

by jhova23 February 14, 2008

Throw Mama From The Train

code word for taking a poop.

I'll be right back, I've got to Throw Mama From the Train.

by Dyna Dave May 6, 2015

throw some D

hittin it, slammin, drilling, putting her in the buck

"Ayyo, check out that chick strippin on the bar- throw some D, man!"

by Luke Skyywalker January 14, 2007

Throwing a sausage down a corridor

When a man penetrates a woman, her vagina is so wide that he doesn't touch the sides with his cock.

A girl with a bucket fanny has "sex" with a man with a slim jim. His cock doesn't touch the sides therefore he's throwing a sausage down a corridor.

by McYak January 17, 2008