thomas jefferson express

when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.

Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!

- Nice bro, #goals

by Pauly the brooklyn itilian February 15, 2018

Thomas The Tank Engine

When a male with a boner runs into a female with her legs open and inserts the penis while running

Hey babe, wanna do the Thomas The Tank Engine?

by FuckMeSillyV2.69 September 21, 2019

shut up thomas

exactly how it sounds. mostly directs to thomas foster

shut up thomas

by DigBick1000000 September 19, 2019

Ugh Ben Thomas

A greeting to someone Ben Thomas

me: here comes ben thomas
ben thomas: hey
me: ugh ben thomas

by someone guy 007 July 22, 2011

david thomas preddy

A good looking, charming male, who is outstanding in bed. who is great there hands and most men like to hang out with and who most women are attracted too. The best bf a woman can have.

that guy is david thomas preddy i wish i was like him.

by davidtp March 2, 2010

Hot Carl Thomas

The Hot Carl Thomas: only for the truly adventurous. Commonly performed after consuming KFC chicken or a similar product. Funnel and tube required. The act of diarhhea-ing on partners chest while vomiting through funnel. End of tube should be placed in same area as projected feces landing zone. Truly experienced layer feces and vomit altering between spouts of poo.

Tango: So how did that date go last night?

Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?

by RebekahMuthaFuckinSheets June 26, 2010

Thomas Enoch

An teenage Caucasian male who is addicted to all sorts of drugs including but not limited to mary J, K3, tramadol, tab, acid, and molly.

Also enjoys sucking his fathers penis and letting him finish all over his face and chest.

Attends summer school every year because he has no brains whatsoever.

Also has no friends and likes to creep on little boys and girls.

Hey your acting like Thomas Enoch. hahahahaha

by King Kong Ding Dong sucker April 28, 2010