Patrick is often bisexual and enjoys men's company as he fumbles the bag with girls. He is under a dry spell and is often ignored when he tries to talk in a group setting. This will soon be ended by an Alice or 'hey mamas' lesbian trying to be adventurous. On holiday Patrick enjoys long walks on the beach in his socks and sandals. When he needs suncream for his pasty skin, he can retrieve it from one of his 50 pockets in his cream cargo shorts (three quarter length ofc). He loves the green and can't hack the soup (the drinking ability of a 14-year-old girl).
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A guy that love kids he often goes to the park to watch them run he has lots of candy for every type of kid
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definition: prickly sea pickle //
pronounced: pr ick ly see pick el
"Yo dude you heard about sandy and patrick?" /// "yeah man ! he said them cheeks was heavenly!!"
definition: prickly sea pickle //
pronounced: pr ick ly see pick el
"Yo dude you heard about sandy and patrick?" /// "yeah man ! he said them cheeks was heavenly!!"
"yo man I heard sandy asked for Patricks prickly sea pickle" \\ "yeah man ! he told me them cheeks was heavenly !!"
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