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Spoons

An affectionate term for the chain of pubs - J D Wetherspoon.

Shit food, shit beer, cheap.
Lets go to spoons.

Want to get a pint at spoons?
by Bugblatterbeast May 27, 2014
mugGet the Spoonsmug.

crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.
" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"
by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017
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throw the spoon

Serbian slang that means "to die".
Nikola: Hey hows your grandma
Bogdan: Shes sick, im afraid she will throw the spoon .
Nikola: Damn i hope she gets well
by averageudenjoyer January 15, 2023
mugGet the throw the spoonmug.

tapping spoons

(verb.) hyper focusing on a task to an autistic degree. This is often seen when using the Animedoro technique for multiple hours for multiple days/weeks for a single task such as studying for an exam or certification.
Friend: "Hey. I haven't seen much of you lately outside of class the past week. What's up?"
You: "Hey. I've been tapping spoons studying for this certification. I'll be finished this Friday."
by A Common Guy January 17, 2025
mugGet the tapping spoonsmug.

Spoon

Someone who creates a lot of drama. Someone who is a sh*t-stirrer to such a large degree that they would be considered the ‘spoon’ that stirs the sh*t.
“Karen is a total spoon we can’t spend one day together without some type of drama.”
by Lord Margar December 13, 2019
mugGet the Spoonmug.

Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
by JackHang69 October 6, 2023
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