porch spider

Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.

She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.

Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.

by OIC-U-812 August 1, 2021

spider-man

best superhero ever

friendly neighborhood spider-man

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

Funky Spider

ya know... auto-erotic asphyxiation. The Funky Spider.

"Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."

"What happened?!"

"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."

"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"

by fjoltul November 12, 2023

Sluty spider stick

Slang for stripper pole

Damn did you see that bitch on the Sluty spider stick she really did look like a spider at times

by Hobbytown9802 January 31, 2022

Homework Spider

A spider who eats your video games if you don’t do all your homework

Sorry, guys I can’t play COD tonight. The homework spider ate my copy. Should have done that essay last night.

by Ocean Goblin December 29, 2020

spider nut

When you nut stringy semen

OH YEA IM GOING TO SPIDER NUT

by Peeweedle February 22, 2017

Spider

A special type of liberal who will sue you for rape if you do anything to piss them off

She sued me for rape just because I didn't agree with her politically. God, I hate that dumb spider.

by Mason Skyler November 12, 2020