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Clean

The opposite of dirty. It can mean several other things than just "free from dirt." It can mean good looking, off alcohol or drugs, eating healthier, etc. Clean can mean almost anything that is the opposite of bad. The keyword is almost, check on google or something if you don't know whether your definition is right.
"That counter is so clean!"
"That suit is clean, bro"
"I've been clean for a few weeks now"
"I've been eating clean for 3 months, and I don't even like the taste of burgers anymore."
by kermit37 December 20, 2020
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Cleaning the bank

Spending large amounts of money
I just know I'll be cleaning the bank when I go to vegas this weekend
by Grakin March 6, 2017
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keyboard cleaning

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking
by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023
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Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself
Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!
by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023
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clean slip

Also known as the "clean slide"

The result of taking a tremendously fat shit, that was both sinfully delightful, guilty, odifourious, shameful but gratifying, but not needing to wipe a second time because it left no evidence.

also associated with "riders block" the condition in which riding a bicycle, motorcycle, horse, personal watercraft, or any activity that entailed prolonged impact on the buttocks, and delays defecation.
I was a little worried about shitting in the bathroom with no toilet paper, but thankfully I got the clean slip.

riders block
by Rammin R Dixon October 18, 2015
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Squeaky Clean

A way to describe the act of sex.
Daniel: I got squeaky clean with the boys last night
Kyle: Same
by dom766 October 2, 2022
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