Covid Flaps

Referring to the plastic or PVC transparent door curtains most commonly found at the entrance to varying commercial and public spaces. Although initially designed to keep out unwanted insects , in the age of the global pandemic, these curtains or "flaps" encourage a significantly higher risk of viral contagion due to their large surface area which, by design, requires the skin contact of the hand, arm or in some cases face in order to operate.

Due to the inherent dankness of such threshold systems in the topical context has led to their addition to the cannon of COVID related catch phrases.

First coined in Wellington, New Zealand in late 2020 by local social personality, Rohanah Sos.

"Don't touch the Covid Flaps, Honey"

by clemfandango July 17, 2021

fezzie flaps

A female with a wiffy down below after camping all weekend at a festival without having a shower other than using wet wipes

I need a shower when I get home I got fezzie flaps

by Fezzie flaps August 30, 2021

Horseshoe flap

The horseshoe shaped flap of skin between really big tits that cause the skin to pull downward in a horseshoe shape - young or old

I totally hooked up with a chick that had the horseshoe flap between her tits.

by Hooters19 January 29, 2019

ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.

Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

Rum flap

A female version of "whisky dick". When a female drinks too much and is unable to be sexually stimulated.

My girl and I tried to get it on, but rum flap got the best of her.

by wwastfriends June 16, 2017

Bitch Flaps

See also Meat Curtains, the excess loose flesh on a woman's vagina.

Man, did you see the bitch flaps on that girl at the club?

by Thraven The Mad January 18, 2024

Clam Flap

because its the flappiest part of the vagina it is the optimal spot for a raspberry: when one presses their lips against the labia majora and blows air making a sloppy wet sound.

Me: hey Chris, I clam flapped your wife last night...
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"

by Naterball, Aimdog, & Briggs October 15, 2011