Dave Mustainetitis

It’s what happens when you pronounce “Balls” instead of “Pulse”

“You tried to take his balls…..”

-Someone who has Dave Mustainetitis

by Vechiles4chldren April 25, 2024

El Dave

Tequila soda lime

Yeah tanner we were crushing El Dave’s as Icenhauers you totally mosted that girl

by 420bananapickle June 13, 2019

Dave from vaxjo

Dave is a fat nigger monkey who is homosexual and likes rappe he is a fornite kid and will do anything for vbucks. Dave suffers from turret syndrome and is very autistic please be kind to Dave

Dave from vaxjo got bj from a fat girl

by Frtingmaster420 March 03, 2024

Detritus Dave

A man who’s liver is quickly decomposing due to a constant flow of IPA’s.

Detritus Dave just got off work and is heading to the bar to get his fix.

by 1000fun October 06, 2018

dave jr

A guy with a small penis and is bad in bed and a total fuck boy and is a shitty Asian who wears polo and has shitty hair

Dave Jr has a small penis

by Connor o'neal February 29, 2016

Dave Mustaine

Amazing guy in a band called Megadeth, he makes awesome and complex riffs with his almighty V-guitar, so sit back, relax, and watch him become a GUADDDD!!

Yo, you know Dave Mustaine from Megadeth?
Nah i only listen to Slipknot bro.
Kill yourself! Now!
Okay! ;)

by Dr. Johnny August 23, 2023

Dave Mustaine

Lead singer of megadeth. Very attractive back in the day. A guy who is very dominant to his girlfriends

Dave Mustaine kissed me on the cheek

by Midnight2000 August 01, 2024