when you jerk off while sitting on the toilet, and the shit from your ass rubs off on the seat. Then you take it off with your finger and rub it in someones face.
by Zach Lyons December 17, 2004
Get the toilet seat sanchezmug. A dual-flush toilet is a water-saving loo designed by eco-conscious Aussies. Unlike American toilets, which fill the bowl after flushing, Aussie loos have a cistern (tank) which fills instead. A half flush uses half the water in the cistern, a full flush uses all the water in the cistern. A half-flush is designed for number 1s, a full-flush for number 2s...or by those who use excessive amounts of loo paper. The capacity of cisterns has decreased over the years, in an attempt to decrease water usage in Aussie homes. Decades of drought (and in many cases, severe water restrictions for the past 5 years) have inspired (and forced) many Aussies to find ways of reducing the amount of water they use, and water-efficient dual-flush toilets are just one tactic employed.
American tourist in Australia for the first time: "What's wrong with the toilet? There's only a little bit of water in the bottom of the bowl."
Aussie: "The water is in the cistern."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: Blank stare equating to "what the heck is a cistern?"
Aussie: "The cistern is the tank at the top of the toilet."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: "Why is the water in there, not in the bowl?"
Aussie: "It's a dual-flush toilet. Press the little button for a half-flush (if you do number 1s), the big button for a full-flush (if you do number 2s)."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: "I don't get it."
Aussie: "We don't have water to waste on flushing crap into the sewage system, we'd rather have some left over for drinking, cooking, cleaning and bathing. Welcome to Australia."
Aussie: "The water is in the cistern."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: Blank stare equating to "what the heck is a cistern?"
Aussie: "The cistern is the tank at the top of the toilet."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: "Why is the water in there, not in the bowl?"
Aussie: "It's a dual-flush toilet. Press the little button for a half-flush (if you do number 1s), the big button for a full-flush (if you do number 2s)."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: "I don't get it."
Aussie: "We don't have water to waste on flushing crap into the sewage system, we'd rather have some left over for drinking, cooking, cleaning and bathing. Welcome to Australia."
by TrekBec February 4, 2010
Get the dual-flush toiletmug. The Home Toilet Advantage (HTA), not to be confused with the Home Field Advantage (HFA) is when you have an advantage of added comfort when pooping at home, rather than anywhere else.
by MissIvyEllen December 18, 2019
Get the Home Toilet Advantagemug. A Toilet Bowl Bitch is last place finisher in a fantasy football league. The humiliation of the Toilet Bowl Bitch is forever immortalized at www.toiletbowlbitch.com
a toilet bowl bitch finishes last in a fantasy football league, is humiliated and ridiculed for an entire year, and is made to drink and warm, nasty, disgusting beer that is old and most likely shaken up.
by chpsrmne September 29, 2013
Get the toilet bowl bitchmug. by Oure October 6, 2018
Get the Toilet-paper Scrubmug. John “Have you heard of those Japanese talking toilets”
Sam “No”
John “Look it up then , they are weird”
Sam “No”
John “Look it up then , they are weird”
by Eye Ladies July 16, 2022
Get the Japanese talking toiletmug. When you try to flush the toilet in the airplane and it malfunctions, and ends very poorly such as the suction going in reverse (Blowing poop, pee, and toilet water in your face), or the holding tank being too full that it is too heavy and the airplane falls.
by Billiam Beaver June 10, 2017
Get the airplane toilet failuremug.