Thumb

A relatively fat person who has a gut and arches their back when they walk.

"Look at that guy! He looks like a god damn hitch hiker's thumb!"

by fxper March 19, 2021

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The Green Thumb

Throw some potting soil on the ground and while having coitus in the doggy style position with your partner they pretend to be gardening. When finished sprinkle some dirt on their bootyhole and place a seed in the dirt, then plunge the seed in with your thumb.

My boyfriend gave me the green thumb last night, and now I have a green bean growing out of my anus.

by SoxOnFox March 28, 2021

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Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.

This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

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Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.

This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

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Silver Thumbed

A play on Silver-Tounged. Someone who has the skill to sweet talk someone via text message as opposed to in person

“So after texting her for a bit, I convinced her to come over to my place. Quite silver-thumbed of me”

“That Jake guy is a silver thumbed bastard, I’ll give him that”

by JimJonesAintDead May 8, 2021

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