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chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.
Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.
by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019
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chode whistle

The *loud* muffler of a car. Commonly found on pickups, Nissans, Toyotas, and other ricey cars.
"Yo you hear that loud car go by? Its got such a chode whistle"
"Yeah, it sounds really powerful"
by Qocc-nobbler December 5, 2020
mugGet the chode whistlemug.

Ear-Chodeing

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.
Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?
by Loren99 July 26, 2019
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Sneaky Chode

When a dudes huge bulge makes you think he has a nice big dick, when in reality it's just a chode.
I thought Rob had a big dick but it turns out it was just a Sneaky Chode
by Oniro September 1, 2017
mugGet the Sneaky Chodemug.

Chumpy Chode

To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.

This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.
"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."

"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"

"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."
by UltimateLord June 4, 2016
mugGet the Chumpy Chodemug.

Chode Smoker

One who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. Also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. This person acts and looks as if they are perfect...just to make us assume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told...he does.
CALVIN acts like hes the hottest boi on the market,... when as it turns out hes a chode smoker..
by SAMcal May 24, 2007
mugGet the Chode Smokermug.

chode face

one whose face resembles the area between the scrotum and ass
pretty much all of the citizens of Canada are chode faces
by Chodey McChode February 12, 2006
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