Neutral Zone Infraction

A sexual position involving an offensive lineman, a defensive lineman, and greasy twisted woman (frequently Asian). The neutral zone infraction occurs when the two opposing lineman double penetrate the woman orally and vaginally(frequently anally). The neutral zone infraction can only be official when the combined weight of all 3 members involved totals 650 lbs. Any illegal procedures that are a result of this, ie staring the opposing lineman in the eye, will result in instantaneous homosexuality and a 5 yard penalty will be given

Jeff: Did you hear what those sick fucks on the football team did?
Hank: No?
Jeff:They gave that blind Asian chick in our advanced biology class a neutral zone infraction

by Francis Costello February 22, 2011

Moan Zone

a pussy, cunt, twat, clown pocket, cooter, stinky slit, wizard sleeve, etc

Aslee fucked Liz's Moan Zone until she grew

by Bobby A August 8, 2003

fuck boy zone

When a boy has sexual intercourse with a girl but with no intenion of being in a serious relationship. Also, when a girl only likes you because of your successful abilities in the bedroom. The only way to get out is to make the relattionship offical.

susan findlay only likes danny hess for his dick and he is curently in the fuck boy zone.

by chefjwan November 5, 2015

radio-free zone

(noun) Geographical areas that have a very low population, and therefore few if any radio stations.

You're driving across the southwest tomorrow? Better bring plenty of music along with you; it's a radio-free zone down there.

by exstock April 8, 2009

friend zone captain

That guy who is straight, but still gets friend zoned by every girl he comes into contact with.

Why do I have to be a friend zone captain?? I ain't that ugly.

by P3N1S H3R0 November 17, 2016

Twilight Zone Check

When you have a near-death experience and you have to make sure you’re not in the Twilight Zone.

After being nearly hit by a car it’s important to perform a Twilight Zone Check by making sure people can still see you

by TacticalShrubbery September 24, 2019

UN-Border-Zone

When you stand in between two people. to stop a verbal conflict from happening, you become a UN-Border-Zone.

Or

When you are placed or placed by yourself between to people to stop sexual arousal from happening between a couple or a potential couple.

Will had to act as a UN-Border-Zone between George and Evie.

by 9% September 16, 2017