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california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.
My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.
by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016
mugGet the california meat wagonmug.

California shit sock

A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.
“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”
by Steve mast November 22, 2024
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California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.
Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!
by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022
mugGet the California bullshitmug.

California Sunbathe

When a girl gets sunburnt and then you ejaculate all over her back causing her to burn.

you then titty fuck them.
by cokane1207 November 30, 2011
mugGet the California Sunbathemug.

California Rizz

Girl, you got California Rizz
by BB2Bb2 May 17, 2025
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california spider

The act of sucking multiple ducks in the middle of a porta-potty in fucking Denver.
Dude, that was a totally sick California Spider last night! We gotta do it again.
by Yung Kringe January 23, 2017
mugGet the california spidermug.

California

libland usa
i fucking hate california
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 27, 2025
mugGet the Californiamug.

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