Legend has it that tucked deep in the foothills of northern New England are two men who have achieved the ultimate level of manliness. It is said that when God said “Let there be light!” They responded with “say please”. They can both speak braille, do a wheelie on a unicycle and dribble a bowling ball. One of them once won a game of connect four in three moves while the other slammed a revolving door. They are also the real reason that Waldo is hiding. Imagine men whose jawlines could have chiseled Mount Rushmore and whose abs you could do your laundry on. All of these impressive accolades aside, they were able to accomplish all of this with a mere dash of Brut...The Essence of Man... across their chins... chins that I might add that they shave with chainsaws.
Oh my goodness have you heard of the Brut Brothers? I’ve heard they have managed to make a 70 year old aftershave sexy again! I’ve also heard they’re like a sexy mix between a lumber jack and Burt Reynolds when he was in his prime.
by Stuart Mcstiffenrod February 18, 2021
Get the Brut Brothersmug. by JPski27 June 10, 2015
Get the Brother Tommug. by Boniacz89 December 14, 2020
Get the Kurwa Brothermug. The most dysfunctional people you will ever meet. While one failed the Kylie Jenner lip challenge and is addicted to pokemon the other has a neck as long as a giraffe and went bald at the age of 15
by (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ง May 7, 2018
Get the stoute brothersmug. Similar to Eskimo Brothers, Ontario Brothers are bonded by getting to second base with the same girl.
by Ihartfluffysocks October 14, 2015
Get the Ontario Brothersmug. Two brothers (Dave and Mark Schultz) won the 1984 olympics, and forever will carry on as legands. Also, Kristy Schultz, (Wife of Mark Schultz) Wrestled on Team Foxcatcher, and wrestled in the Womans World Championchips, and placed 5th.
A movie currently being made, called Foxcatcher is being made in Hollywood, in honor of Mark and Dave. The tragic story on how Dave was murdered by John E. DuPont. (DuPont Industrys, and Heir to the DuPont Fortune) parts will be played by Channing Tatum, (As dave Schultz) and Steve Correll (John DuPont) the movie will premiere in 2013. As along with a Documentary, that Will air on the History channel, in 2013.
A movie currently being made, called Foxcatcher is being made in Hollywood, in honor of Mark and Dave. The tragic story on how Dave was murdered by John E. DuPont. (DuPont Industrys, and Heir to the DuPont Fortune) parts will be played by Channing Tatum, (As dave Schultz) and Steve Correll (John DuPont) the movie will premiere in 2013. As along with a Documentary, that Will air on the History channel, in 2013.
"have you seen that kid wrestle?"
-"yeah, but he doesn't even compare to the Schultz brothers"
"nobody does."
-"yeah, but he doesn't even compare to the Schultz brothers"
"nobody does."
by Katy Stone April 24, 2012
Get the Schultz Brothersmug. "Me and Mark are Jungle Brothers now"
"How come?"
"I saw his penis so I pulled my pants down so he saw my penis too"
"How come?"
"I saw his penis so I pulled my pants down so he saw my penis too"
by Disney Flanell November 15, 2019
Get the Jungle Brothersmug.