Kitchen Ninja

An individual who wakes up in the middle of the night, sneaks downstairs and steals snacks unnoticed.

If being a kitchen ninja is wrong, why is there a light in the fridge?

by Excalibur025 November 6, 2010

really ninja

The way to make fun of the wrong people saying really nigga.

Dam i gotta go to the store for some beer.can i have 5 bucks...
:Person you ask.......really ninja

by phlont1220 March 14, 2015

Ninja Refresher

A person who refreshes a page with the F5 button instead of the "reload current page" button.

Person1: whoa, the page went blank all of a sudden!!!

Person 2: oh it's fine, I'm a ninja refresher, I refreshed while you were staring at the screen.

Person1: I hate it when you do that.

by ImxNotxViolent October 31, 2011

Ninja pop

To ejaculate so fast and stealthy, no one sees you do it.

Why is he so relaxed? Maybe he ninja popped one in the ally?

by MOanDogg1 August 6, 2011

Ninja chin

(noun) A carefully camouflaged double chin that is strategically hidden with a poised hand, a book, etc. or a specific camera angle. This is mostly used on really good looking chics who are on the heavier side.

Guy 1: "Dude! Did you see this hot chic on Facebook?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but look at the angle of her profile pic. I think she has a ninja chin."

by eviljew85 June 6, 2011

Facebook Ninja

1.(Noun) A term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. You then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.

"Hey Daniel ;) "
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"

Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."

*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"

by ncmo April 4, 2010

Ninja Cheesecake

The ancient Shang-Hi tradition when the Black Dragon Warrior of the ninja clan cuts the cheesecake with a samurai sword.

Also used as a complement to people with awesome power.

After the the ninja cheesecake ceremony, I have never looked at my key lime pie the same way again.

by the NINJA Cheesecake November 26, 2010