pop stroke

When you go into a bathroom stall at an airport to rub one out before a flight.

Man, I had to go into the bathroom at Love Field for a pop stroke.

by Reddon27 December 2, 2023

danger Stroke

When you're expecting company soon and you decide to rub one off before the doorbell rings

I just got off the phone and the pizza delivery guy said 10 minutes and if this is the only time I'll have to get off so I pulled a danger Stroke right before the doorbell rang 😅 think

by CynthiaDanger February 11, 2024

Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode

Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024

L strokes

When you are not able to fully utilise the length of the penis, resulting in a poor performance in the process of sexual intercourse, further resulting in the failure of the partner attaining orgasm

Nigga 1: yo did u see that bitch ass nigga jack dohertys sex tape
Nigga 2: yh he got l strokes ngl

by the realest nigga in existence March 7, 2024

different strokes for different blokes

Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick

Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"

by RatDogPig April 26, 2024

Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other

Want to go with me and John to the bathroom to Lamp Stroke?

by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024

joy stroke

To have an orgasm.

Look, while that offer has the power to give me a joy stroke...

Mnh-mnh, don't say that.

Why not?

It doesn't mean what you think it does.

by frozenman57 May 28, 2024