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Steve

A cop who deals with 4 kids and likes classic Mario and crocs and has two dogs and 2 cats and a bunny
Man, you're turning into a steve
by Josh_W474 July 19, 2019
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Steve Reynolds

Steve Reynolds is a bald man who enjoys hitting mallets on tables and DT. He is a strange being who will escort you off the premises if things get too heated. Steve vaguely resembles a diplodocus crossed with a hard boiled egg.

Overall Steve is an absolute ledge and will go down in history as one of the greatest men who lived
Steve Reynolds : “LOOK AT THE SCREEN PLEASE
by Wockywockywocky July 24, 2019
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Scuba Steve

A man getting oral underwater in a pool.
Hey man I got a scuba Steve last night!
by Pandaz32 July 27, 2019
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Steve

Steve is a god and should be worshiped with all hearts and you should offer your souls to Steve.
Steve is my God and we worship Steve.
by Steve disciple July 30, 2019
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tequila steve

Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.
"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"
by broseph6699 November 19, 2019
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Steve

A word. Something to do with magic. A name that gives an outcome of a humans general outlooks and targets in the game of religion.

Snaked, with an S.

Judged , with a Tut.
Begrudged with positivity , with E’ve.

Try it. Didn’t work for me.
Steve!

Alan!

Typical. !
by MRS_WRITE November 27, 2019
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the Big Steve

ie: noun.

The most hallowed of pizzas, The Big Steve is a feast fit for Kings named after all Steve's natural pizazz and regal demeanor. It is the sustinance of gods, created by a master chef using only the finest quality ingredients from the world's most provacative locals. Chef's who are renowned and educated enough to craft this delicate and savory dish are to be worshiped like the king's and queens they serve. The aroma wafting from this delicacy is enough to make even the most strong willed vegan or perverbial "health nut" bend the knee and give in to their temptation. The parmesan garlic Alfredo sauce is reduced in a slow simmering sauce pan with hints of rosemary and oregano. The chicken is grilled flawlessly over the coals of a dying star. The grain used to craft the crust as well as the green peppers, sometimes reffered to as "the apple" in religious texts, placed atop this perfect pie are grown within the garden of Eden. Only the most prestigious examples of human kind such as Chuck Norris, Gandhi, or Fred Flinstone, are capable of devouring The Big Steve in it's entirety. If you are ever blessed with a pizza known as "The Big Steve", you should first thank God that he has blessed you and your taste buds that day, and secondly devour as much as you possibly can as this gift will likely not be bestowed upon you twice in the same lifetime.
Dude 1: Dude, my dad is going by Domino's tonight and he's gonna order "The Big Steve"!!!

Dude 2: Man that's freaking awesome, don't forget to bow before it when it comes through the door.
by Senti_Mentel March 15, 2019
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