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spider bread

The NFT market's only hope to truly have a purpose on the internet lies with this image.
I just scrolled past Spider Bread on OpenSea today. I almost scooped it up.
by neoskee February 2, 2022
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Spidering

When in the back shot position, the submissive on bottom, reaches in between their legs to tickle the dominant's testicles.
"Anne practiced this spidering while participating in passionate intercourse and Jack rated it a 10/10!"

"Adds some spider fun!"
by SSSbiatch December 3, 2024
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Spider

A hairy mother fucker with eight legs that want's you to fear it and will give you a heart attack.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah their is a damn spider on the wall

mom: were is that damn flamethrower that we use just for spiders.

dad: I can't rust any of you with that thing just to kill a spider.
by Yabddabdoo November 20, 2021
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stinky carpet spider

When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy
Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”
by Carpetspiderluvr July 31, 2023
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Spider-Man - Multiverse

When a woman grabs cum out on f her vagina and yells “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!”
As she was showering after coatis she yelled, “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!!”
by KABDUBS January 8, 2025
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Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.
When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”
by lili11 December 27, 2024
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spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big sock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
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