shartenfarten

When your makin a sharten as your fartin!!

Oh dear, I think my son jimmy just made a shartenfarten!!!

by Dannie Desantie April 17, 2021

Smart Board

That thing all the schools have, which is just a projector, but it has a touchscreen and some pens, so this can be sold for 4000$!

School principal: We're getting Smart Boards installed in our classrooms!
Other guy: Smart Board? That piece of shit projector that's 4000 dollars because it has pens?

by TechNerd22 May 31, 2021

smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

Smart

Me

Oh I know who is smart! It's me!

by Luke is Gay and Ethan is Sexy September 25, 2021

Smart

YOU BABY 😘😘😘

You, the person reading this, has an IQ of like I don't fucking know 177?????? That makes you SMART

by koksukcer September 26, 2021

Smartacle

Adjective; the term smartacle is derived from the word smart, and testical. Often believed to be a praising or blessing, it is actually a well know fact that it’s deep roots got back to the medieval times describing a wise wizards baby bloomers.

Often used in accidental cases such as

“I am so smartacle” with most not knowing the real meaning behind the phrase

Look at her drinking her mochalattefrappecinno, she is so smartacle

by Tacoguy October 15, 2021

Shmarted

To fart in a place you have never farted before.

I shmarted in the store

by Slewar October 27, 2021