snorkeling in the red sea 

Going down on a girl who is on her period

After snorkeling in the Red Sea with Jamie, my nose down to my chin were running with blood

snorkeling in the red sea by Peneface May 13, 2014

part the pink sea 

to part the pink sea is a euphemism for masturbation by a female.

origin: the separation of labia?

she likes to part the pink seas when she is lonely on the Friday nights she doesn't get laid.

part the pink sea by grapespeed March 14, 2016

Unapp'd Sea 

When you have used every dating app in your hometown so you decide to tap into a new location because you know there are plenty more fish in the sea.

"ugh I must have swiped left for every guy in this town on Tinder"

"agreed, its time to look for new breeds of fish in an entirely unapp'd sea!"

Unapp'd Sea by Leigh20917 October 11, 2017

Cock and bull sea rover 

A person who thinks he is a pirate one week and the following week he has a gin in him the also think they have cancer and tell every soul he meets that he is dieing from a brain tumor but yet never receives any treatment and goes back to being a land pirate

That cock and bull sea rover is at it a again fibbing about his brain tumor and thinking some one stole his land ship

Cock and bull sea rover by Bullwinkle O'Reilly March 22, 2020

5th graders going to sea world 

Fucking spoiled bitches

Bro look at the 5th graders going to sea world. What fucking spoiled bitches!

5th graders going to sea world by Klesslol90 March 4, 2022

one if by land two if by sea

inserting two dildos into your partner's vagina and one dildo in your partner's ass and stimulating them until they scream "THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING"

I gave her the good one if by land two if by sea on Fourth of July last week

one if by land two if by sea by Judan696969 May 21, 2022

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea 

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea by Uncle Dimma July 27, 2012