Ye sausage

A term that has quite recently originated from Liverpool. When a person finds someone physically and mentally inferior to them, the term “ye sausage” is used.

This is also a term that could be used to initiate a physical altercation between 2 people, generally used over Snapchat.
1)
Wool: “we doOn’t mess around over here mate”
Scouser: “Behave lad you’ll get it for the culture, ye Sausage

2)
Wool: “frank lampard is better than Steven Gerrard”
Scouser: “meet me ye sausage
by RichmondBiftas September 17, 2021
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Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.
Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.
by Rems Husband March 10, 2018
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Skinless sausage

To touch oneself until the top-end skin drops off the penis.
Otherwise known as "the naked eye"
In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.
by Fungus Mcfarlagen October 04, 2012
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Sausage Omelette

Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"

1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.

2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.
1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."

Everyone else: "Yay!"

2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."

Everyone else: "Eww..."
by Mewsy July 02, 2009
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sausage back

Where the dick is hard and your sitting in a bubble bath with your partners back up against your shaft.
Taking a sausage back with Gary
by Franknjoseole December 20, 2017
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polish sausage

An offensive name for someone of polish decent. commenly used for a man
Your accent makes you sound like a polish sausage
by lokiu April 27, 2009
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Summer sausage

A dick, usually a fathers dick that is used to penetrate their sons raw asshole. The code name for the dick is "summer sausage." The kid calls it that because he thinks his friends do not understand what it really is."
Kyle-" Yeah, I'm having summer sausage for dinner tonight."
Clymer- "Oh, you're dad is shoving it up your ass again?"
Kyle-"Yeah…"
by Delbyisgay123 June 15, 2017
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