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Salty

Guy1:man I’m so salty
Guy2:why
Guy1:I lost on fortnite
by NinjaBreadMan04 February 23, 2018
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Salty Abortion Unincorporated

The Antithesis of Sweet Baby Incorporated, Salty Abortion Unincorporated is a conglomerate of Indie Games Studios and Consultation Firms partially-responsible for the height differences between female and male characters in WWE 2K24 as well as the narrative success of the Arkham Games Series prior to Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League. Their CEO, Vim Hills, is a well-versed businessman who specializes primarily in small business management and utilizes his skillset to support small business ecosystems in Texas, Florida, or generally anywhere that isn't Canada, the European continent, the state of California or the state of New York. Salty Abortion Unincorporated is also known for giving to charities such as Feed The Children and St. Jude Children's Hospital.
"See the news lately?"
"Nah, what's going on?"
"Salty Abortion Unincorporated is at it again, bro."
by ManhattanMollywhopEnjoyer March 21, 2024
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Salty Beans

Salty beans (informal, idiom)

He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)

A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.
"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."
by Mel Stoneman June 4, 2025
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salty

Salty

- Pissed off
- Mad

Usually, if the names Owen and roden at the end you're going to get the definition of salt
69% of the time.
"oi blud, you're salty aren't you wagwan!"
by Jeffydickballs August 14, 2017
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Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband live his best life with their child. Meanwhile she tries to ruin her ex's and get child's new life without her.
Damn she's really mean, what's her problem?
She lost her kid in a custody battle. Now she's a salty bitch. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!
by Rizo9o February 26, 2024
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salty fans live in the past

an annoying phrase invented by my friend abhi
Jimmy: "Hey Abhi, remember the Minnesota Miracle?"
Abhi: "Salty fans live in the past, Jimmy."
by michaelcarterwilliams_ May 29, 2020
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Salty Platypus

When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.
Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.
by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019
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