Spoons

British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,

Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”

by Idontworkinspoons June 28, 2018

Spoon

To Murderer Horribly Slowly with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Girl walks into the room and is hit on the knuckles by her friends who have all acquired spoons.

Not EVER to be confused with 'spooning'

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by spooningsally November 24, 2010

In Spoon

The state of mind the morning after a heavy night when you feel perfectly healthy except for a vague sense of unreality and confusion

I was partying last night, doing shots of absinthe and then back to a guys house smoking until 5am. I don't feel at all hungover, but I'm definitely in spoon.

by Maf_C April 12, 2009

Spoon

A spoon is used to eat things in a bowl but is most com.only used as a cbt weapon

Mmmm I love a good spoon

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

twatty spoon

a vaginal muscle that scoops in a lot of dicks

Stacy's Twatty Spoon gets a lot of scoops

by jack_carig April 13, 2015

Slap the spoon

When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.

Girl:you a boy right?
Boy:Slap the spoon.

by yeet boi!👀🎶 December 25, 2019

Bog Spoon

Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet

Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.

by 1secretkeeper November 20, 2010