river

one of the hottest people alive. he is extremely wonderful, and everyone should be like him.

“river is pog.”
“how profound.”

by swaggychickennugget July 24, 2021

River Valian

The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.

Man you better watch out because those people are River Valians

by Countrysquire April 26, 2025

River Dickin'

Spontaneous river fuckery. Randomly jump/play in a river after driving past or stumbling across one.

Chase! Let's go to the mountains & go river dickin'. Grab your trunks, intertube, noodle & go dick around in a random river.

by Drewisms June 6, 2020

River

i love river with all my heart and might, they're so attractive too, i win at life tbh

River is a very nice person

by MialovesRiver June 27, 2021

River

River is a leprechaun ginger, who loves to be kawaii like his "kawaii" sisters. He is smelly and loves and worships George

Wow, that River is smelly.

by leprechaunhater August 23, 2023

Indian River Charter High

A bunch of pussys that live in vero. Could possibly be the lamest people in all of Florida. If you like to be sexually assaulted, bullied and harassed this is the place for you. Join us ASAP

Look at that fag, he probably goes to Indian River charter high.

by ThiccDicc6942069 September 8, 2021

River

a mean person who acts tuff and strong but is actually a softie. They are the most caring person you will ever meet. Once they find something they love they will cherish it with all their heart. They have a great smile and amazing hair. They also tend to cry a lot and fail to hide it. they mean everything they say and never go back on their promises. They are someone im grateful to meet and hope i spend the rest of my life with.

wow river is so funny, i love that guy!

by pissfart6000 March 6, 2022