A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
by The River Walker October 08, 2020
Our foreman has such a river eye! Yesterday he was looking right at me and told me to pick that shovel up, two other dudes bent over to pick it up! OR Heidi Klum is HOT but she has that river eye...
by lustypan July 13, 2015
A shitty group of casinos in Mississippi owned by the Choctaws. Known for its rude employees, tight slots, slow drinks and WASTED locals.
by 215634 December 20, 2016
On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.
by Rcooch13 April 27, 2022
A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.
by ArcticReef August 03, 2015