COLE ROBERTS

HATES THE WORLD LOVES TO DIE

I WONT TO COLE ROBERTS WHEN I SEE COLE

by willpcubs2322 October 21, 2019

Robert

Robert is a stinky boy, seeing him once you just can't take your eyes off him . Thinking of him ever so often wondering what kind of person he is . From the moment you try to speak to him it feels like something you've never felt , a sense of curiosity to know more of him. He's someone you feel like you can't get enough of. He's lovely and he has these brown eyes and little moles all over his face . He likes making stupid jokes all just to make you laugh. Robert is someone you love without even knowing never let a Robert go.

i like Robert , no i love Robert !

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Robert

Don’t call him rob, don’t, just don’t. I called him rob and it almost cost me my life.

Me: Hey rob, how you doing?

Robert: tf u just call me?

Me: Robert

Robert: that’s not what you said

Me: rob?

Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?

Me: no

Robert: you’re about to find out

by Shmip January 29, 2022

Robert

A weird, sizeist, ableist, xenophobic, sexist, racist criminal who is also the grammar police and a certified math genius who's just overall annoying and rude.

Ugh Robert.

by Eggplant Pappi December 1, 2022

robert parker-tyrrel

Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.

robert parker-tyrrell is an absolute nonce

by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022

Robert

When you get told to do something, spend 1-4hrs doing it, only to find out that what you did was useless

When you’re told to line, tare every tote and weigh it up at the beginning of the night, only to find out that the tare and weighing was useless. You got Robert!

by RNish August 22, 2022

robert birch

Some cunt that works at a very underpayed place. Calles people Pickel Boy. in his adult for he might be even mightier than Optimus Fusesed with Donald.d.trump. (will die as virgin)
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.

"oh shit is robert birch run before he will fuck ur mom with his BOOMSTICK?"

by dickSchlongBiG September 8, 2020