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Puppy Love

Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexual in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.
Dani: I learned a new term in my human sexuality class.

Kandiss: What is that?
Dani: Puppy love.
Kandiss: Yeah, that’s the reason why I broke up with my boyfriend. He thought his basic to limited sex game was on point.
by Starving Artist246 May 17, 2025
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Puppy Love

Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexually in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.
Danielle: You remember the lecture on puppy love in our human sexuality class.
Kandiss: Yes, and during the lecture I could do is think about my ex and feel sorry for his next.
by Starving Artist May 31, 2025
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Mud Puppy

A slur to describe a black child
by Ilovefentanyl June 8, 2025
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promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks
Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.
by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023
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Perception puppy

Someone who lives inside a bubble of privilege. They've never faced any type of cultural push back because they fit perfectly into society's norms. They typically don't ever think for themselves and just go along with popular opinion because popular opinion always benefits them.
Wow! "Lauren" and "Luke" are each such a perception puppy; they never understand the corruption around them because it never negatively impacts their day to day.
by Arkantose April 11, 2023
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Jawless Puppy

hot. smash.

Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs
Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"
by Deadhooker. April 15, 2023
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Gargantuan Puppy Cock

(Noun) slang for a black olive used by people looked in central Montana.
I need gargantuan puppy cock to go with my salad.
by Olive Lover May 6, 2023
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